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22 November 2006 @ 11:30 am
Poll: Love Me Tender. Or Not. Whichever.  
I think it's time to engage in the tradition of a pre-holiday poll. (And when I say "tradition," I mean "I did it last year. Once.") This poll was going to be all thoughtful and intelligent - okay, no, I'm not fooling anymore. But it really was going to be all about you.

And then, see. Okay. helenish posted this (CAUTION: spoilers for the most recent SGA and House), describing John Sheppard as a lover. And I giggled. A lot. But I realized - I disagree with her.

Which made me start thinking about china_shop's dS Cliff, Shag, Marry poll, in which she posed a mean, mean question (Kowalski, Vecchio, Fraser: Cliff, Shag, Marry?). People's responses to that were just fascinating.

So I started to wonder: how are our characters in bed? Now, note: this is not in bed with another character. This is if you were having sex with them. (Yes, assume they're attracted to you. Yes, assume you're attracted to them, or if you can't imagine that without feeling all geechy inside, skip that question.) So I put in a scale for each of them:

1 = OMG WORST EVER. Get away from me.
5 = This is perhaps the most average sexual experience of my life. Ooo, tiled ceiling!
10 = I have just bodily ascended into heaven on the joyous wings of PURE SEXUAL ECSTASY.

But can numbers alone communicate how good a fuck someone is? I mean, suppose, for example, someone is really good at oral sex, then suspiciously bad at everything else? Or a one-minute wonder, but the cuddling is great? So I also included optional text boxes for you to unpack your adjectives and really tell me what sex with this character would be like.

Yes, this is totally a poll without any redeeming value or interest or content. I refuse to feel bad. It is the day before a holiday, and that makes it okay.

(Oh, and if you're curious about why these fandoms - I used the ones that had 200+ current fans in this poll. See, it's all very scientific (and poll-fixated) in here. I have methodology to my madness!)

Note: do not forget to hit submit after each fandom. LJ will only allow 15 questions per poll!


Poll #873500 Love Me Tender: SGA

John Sheppard

Mean: 6.48 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.77
1
1(0.8%)
2
1(0.8%)
3
7(5.7%)
4
6(4.9%)
5
20(16.3%)
6
20(16.3%)
7
31(25.2%)
8
25(20.3%)
9
8(6.5%)
10
4(3.3%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes John Sheppard in bed?

Rodney McKay

Mean: 7.37 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.84
1
1(0.8%)
2
1(0.8%)
3
4(3.3%)
4
5(4.1%)
5
6(4.9%)
6
14(11.5%)
7
23(18.9%)
8
32(26.2%)
9
27(22.1%)
10
9(7.4%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Rodney McKay in bed?

Ronon Dex

Mean: 7.79 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.00
1
0(0.0%)
2
2(1.6%)
3
3(2.5%)
4
4(3.3%)
5
10(8.2%)
6
7(5.7%)
7
21(17.2%)
8
23(18.9%)
9
22(18.0%)
10
30(24.6%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Ronon Dex in bed?

Teyla Emmagan

Mean: 7.75 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.97
1
1(0.8%)
2
2(1.7%)
3
3(2.5%)
4
2(1.7%)
5
9(7.6%)
6
8(6.8%)
7
10(8.5%)
8
43(36.4%)
9
15(12.7%)
10
25(21.2%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Teyla Emmagan in bed?

Radek Zelenka

Mean: 7.19 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.72
1
1(0.9%)
2
1(0.9%)
3
1(0.9%)
4
2(1.7%)
5
11(9.6%)
6
25(21.7%)
7
21(18.3%)
8
25(21.7%)
9
19(16.5%)
10
9(7.8%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Radek Zelenka in bed?

Elizabeth Weir

Mean: 5.22 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.01
1
3(2.7%)
2
8(7.2%)
3
12(10.8%)
4
16(14.4%)
5
24(21.6%)
6
19(17.1%)
7
14(12.6%)
8
9(8.1%)
9
4(3.6%)
10
2(1.8%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Elizabeth Weir in bed?

Carson Beckett

Mean: 4.92 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.12
1
7(6.3%)
2
9(8.1%)
3
16(14.4%)
4
12(10.8%)
5
20(18.0%)
6
22(19.8%)
7
15(13.5%)
8
4(3.6%)
9
4(3.6%)
10
2(1.8%)

What's a word (or a few) that describes Carson Beckett in bed?




Poll #873501 Love Me Tender: dS

Ray Kowalski

Mean: 8.02 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.70
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(1.2%)
4
3(3.7%)
5
4(4.9%)
6
7(8.5%)
7
11(13.4%)
8
17(20.7%)
9
22(26.8%)
10
17(20.7%)

What's Ray Kowalski like in bed?

Ray Vecchio

Mean: 5.90 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.20
1
4(5.1%)
2
3(3.8%)
3
4(5.1%)
4
8(10.3%)
5
10(12.8%)
6
19(24.4%)
7
10(12.8%)
8
10(12.8%)
9
8(10.3%)
10
2(2.6%)

What's Ray Vecchio like in bed?

Benton Fraser

Mean: 7.75 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.63
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(2.4%)
4
1(1.2%)
5
7(8.4%)
6
5(6.0%)
7
16(19.3%)
8
23(27.7%)
9
18(21.7%)
10
11(13.3%)

What's Benton Fraser like in bed?




Poll #873502 Love Me Tender: HP

Harry Potter

Mean: 5.23 Median: 5 Std. Dev 1.85
1
2(2.4%)
2
4(4.8%)
3
9(10.7%)
4
14(16.7%)
5
17(20.2%)
6
18(21.4%)
7
11(13.1%)
8
6(7.1%)
9
2(2.4%)
10
1(1.2%)

What's Harry Potter like in bed?

Ron Weasley

Mean: 5.30 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.21
1
5(6.0%)
2
2(2.4%)
3
14(16.7%)
4
10(11.9%)
5
13(15.5%)
6
14(16.7%)
7
11(13.1%)
8
9(10.7%)
9
4(4.8%)
10
2(2.4%)

What's Ron Weasley like in bed?

Hermione Granger

Mean: 6.83 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.99
1
1(1.2%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
7(8.6%)
4
2(2.5%)
5
10(12.3%)
6
9(11.1%)
7
19(23.5%)
8
16(19.8%)
9
12(14.8%)
10
5(6.2%)

What's Hermione Granger like in bed?

Remus Lupin

Mean: 7.45 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.57
1
1(1.2%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(1.2%)
4
1(1.2%)
5
4(4.8%)
6
13(15.7%)
7
16(19.3%)
8
29(34.9%)
9
12(14.5%)
10
6(7.2%)

What's Remus Lupin like in bed?

Sirius Black

Mean: 7.16 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.34
1
2(2.4%)
2
3(3.7%)
3
3(3.7%)
4
5(6.1%)
5
4(4.9%)
6
6(7.3%)
7
20(24.4%)
8
9(11.0%)
9
18(22.0%)
10
12(14.6%)

What's Sirius Black like in bed?

Severus Snape

Mean: 6.04 Median: 6.5 Std. Dev 2.64
1
4(5.4%)
2
6(8.1%)
3
9(12.2%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
9(12.2%)
6
9(12.2%)
7
11(14.9%)
8
14(18.9%)
9
4(5.4%)
10
8(10.8%)

What's Severus Snape like in bed?

Draco Malfoy

Mean: 4.66 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.38
1
9(11.2%)
2
10(12.5%)
3
10(12.5%)
4
7(8.8%)
5
14(17.5%)
6
11(13.8%)
7
6(7.5%)
8
10(12.5%)
9
2(2.5%)
10
1(1.2%)

What's Draco Malfoy like in bed?




Gregory House

Mean: 6.87 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.90
1
0(0.0%)
2
3(4.8%)
3
2(3.2%)
4
2(3.2%)
5
4(6.5%)
6
8(12.9%)
7
22(35.5%)
8
9(14.5%)
9
8(12.9%)
10
4(6.5%)

What's Gregory House like in bed?

James Wilson

Mean: 6.93 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.92
1
0(0.0%)
2
1(1.7%)
3
4(6.7%)
4
3(5.0%)
5
4(6.7%)
6
7(11.7%)
7
17(28.3%)
8
11(18.3%)
9
9(15.0%)
10
4(6.7%)

What's James Wilson like in bed?

Eric Foreman

Mean: 6.91 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.09
1
2(3.6%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(3.6%)
4
2(3.6%)
5
6(10.7%)
6
9(16.1%)
7
10(17.9%)
8
15(26.8%)
9
3(5.4%)
10
7(12.5%)

What's Eric Foreman like in bed?

Lisa Cuddy

Mean: 7.24 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.93
1
0(0.0%)
2
2(3.7%)
3
1(1.9%)
4
2(3.7%)
5
4(7.4%)
6
7(13.0%)
7
9(16.7%)
8
16(29.6%)
9
7(13.0%)
10
6(11.1%)

What's Lisa Cuddy like in bed?

Robert Chase

Mean: 6.79 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.87
1
1(1.8%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(1.8%)
4
3(5.3%)
5
8(14.0%)
6
11(19.3%)
7
16(28.1%)
8
6(10.5%)
9
5(8.8%)
10
6(10.5%)

What's Robert Chase like in bed?

Allison Cameron

Mean: 5.87 Median: 6 Std. Dev 1.95
1
1(1.8%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
4(7.3%)
4
11(20.0%)
5
9(16.4%)
6
8(14.5%)
7
9(16.4%)
8
9(16.4%)
9
2(3.6%)
10
2(3.6%)

What's Allison Cameron like in bed?




Poll #873504 Love Me Tender: SG1

Jack O'Neill

Mean: 7.85 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.34
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(1.6%)
4
1(1.6%)
5
1(1.6%)
6
3(4.9%)
7
15(24.6%)
8
21(34.4%)
9
14(23.0%)
10
5(8.2%)

What's Jack O'Neill like in bed?

Daniel Jackson

Mean: 7.92 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.72
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(3.3%)
4
1(1.7%)
5
3(5.0%)
6
5(8.3%)
7
8(13.3%)
8
15(25.0%)
9
16(26.7%)
10
10(16.7%)

What's Daniel Jackson like in bed?

Teal'c

Mean: 7.88 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.07
1
1(1.8%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(3.6%)
4
2(3.6%)
5
2(3.6%)
6
4(7.1%)
7
8(14.3%)
8
11(19.6%)
9
12(21.4%)
10
14(25.0%)

What's Teal'c like in bed?

Sam Carter

Mean: 7.10 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.71
1
0(0.0%)
2
1(1.7%)
3
3(5.2%)
4
1(1.7%)
5
1(1.7%)
6
12(20.7%)
7
14(24.1%)
8
14(24.1%)
9
10(17.2%)
10
2(3.4%)

What's Sam Carter like in bed?

Cameron Mitchell

Mean: 7.64 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.56
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
2(3.8%)
5
3(5.7%)
6
7(13.2%)
7
11(20.8%)
8
14(26.4%)
9
9(17.0%)
10
7(13.2%)

What's Cameron Mitchell like in bed?

Vala Mal Doran

Mean: 9.06 Median: 10 Std. Dev 1.35
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
2(3.8%)
6
1(1.9%)
7
5(9.6%)
8
5(9.6%)
9
10(19.2%)
10
29(55.8%)

What's Vala Mal Doran like in bed?




Poll #873505 Love Me Tender: Supernatural

Sam Winchester

Mean: 7.66 Median: 8 Std. Dev 1.73
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(1.7%)
4
2(3.4%)
5
2(3.4%)
6
13(22.0%)
7
6(10.2%)
8
14(23.7%)
9
11(18.6%)
10
10(16.9%)

What's Sam Winchester like in bed?

Dean Winchester

Mean: 8.46 Median: 9 Std. Dev 1.62
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
3(5.1%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
3(5.1%)
7
9(15.3%)
8
12(20.3%)
9
10(16.9%)
10
22(37.3%)

What's Dean Winchester like in bed?

John Winchester

Mean: 7.19 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.47
1
2(3.8%)
2
3(5.7%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
2(3.8%)
5
5(9.4%)
6
5(9.4%)
7
6(11.3%)
8
13(24.5%)
9
6(11.3%)
10
11(20.8%)

What's John Winchester like in bed?


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Helenhelenish on November 22nd, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
oh, dear.
Maybe I overstated the case! I'm not saying John Sheppard ALWAYS sucks in bed, just...you know, sometimes. Like, maybe a highly anticipated mid-season second date after a pretty exciting first date doesn't work out exactly like you want it to. I TAKE IT BACK! JOHN! I'm SORRY! COME BACK TO ME! TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE!
tried to eat the safe banana: SGA smart/prettythefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
Re: oh, dear.
See, now, when I said I disagreed, I meant I thought you gave him too much credit. I see him as being sort of impersonal, all, "So...this is the part of the evening where we touch each other." Like, he'd get you off, maybe a few times, but you'd wonder if he was actually paying any attention. He can be focused when he needs to be, but - yeah, I don't see him bringing that to sex with some random earth girl he's not especially interested in. Like, for example, me.
Re: oh, dear. - z_rayne on November 22nd, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: oh, dear. - cathexys on November 22nd, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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most amazing damaged cupcake ever: Bruce/Clark: Bruce loves him. I mean it.ficbyzee on November 22nd, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
The real question is how Batman and Superman are in bed. Who wins??
Mistress of Insanityzeenell on November 22nd, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
...Depends on if you want kinky sex or not. Kinky sex = batman. Seriously. Non-kinky sex = superman. Er, that is - if you want kinky bondage sex.

Otherwise, well, I still say batman because i think superman would be too... afraid to harm a human. *g*

*throws in her 2 cents*
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(no subject) - thefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lynnmonster on November 22nd, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - milkshake_b on November 23rd, 2006 12:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - gehayi on November 23rd, 2006 01:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - vassilissa on November 23rd, 2006 08:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
summerteasummertea on November 22nd, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
If John -> Joe F. -> John where -> represents bleeding over, then he can't be THAT terrible in bed because seriously, 3 kids, all pretty close in age? LALALA.

Now is that poll going 'with someone they like' or a general thing? ;x
Mistress of Insanityzeenell on November 22nd, 2006 08:13 pm (UTC)
Okay, hm... *ponders*

Apparently I have a thing for accents *g* and intelligence. ANd a theory that lesser good looking guys are better in bed. Plus, ACCENTS.

*facepalm*
Annie: Zelenka by tardis80out_there on November 22nd, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
*is right there with you*

I shouldn't have been surprised by that reaction in myself as it's also a personality thing -- ie. who would *I* feel more comfortable with in bed, which would lead to me relaxing and having a generally better time -- but I sort of was.
(no subject) - zeenell on November 22nd, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - out_there on November 22nd, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - zeenell on November 22nd, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - thefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Isobel: Aubrey/Maturinmissizzy on November 22nd, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
Well you know Stephen Maturin's pretty good in bed, and Jack Aubrey is not.
Carbohydrates! Now in people shapes!: (neutral) m&c ufojuniper200 on November 22nd, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
Stephen is deliberate and attentive, but Jack's boundless enthusiasm has to count for something. :)
(no subject) - missizzy on November 22nd, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - juniper200 on November 22nd, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wychwood on November 22nd, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - thefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
ngaio: is this a kissing book?ngaio on November 22nd, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
I don't know whether to be proud or scared that I had very logical reasons for all my score choices!
tried to eat the safe banana: Love mathsthefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
Proud! The ability to determine probable sexual ability via logic is definitely a useful one.

Possibly you should put it on your resume, even.

I'm curious, though: what were your reasons?
(no subject) - ngaio on December 12th, 2006 09:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Anoel: bbm ennis/jack love by crystal_lilyanoel on November 22nd, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
See, these are the polls I really don't mind taking. And definitely perfect for the holidays :)
tried to eat the safe banana: Holiday UF black and whitethefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
*nods*

That is my thinking: holidays, and especially holiday eves, are for polls. It's when people need boxes to tick. And, maybe, to think thoughts about how Harry Potter is really not as good in bed as John Shepaprd.
The sanest lunatic you've ever met: by sdwolfpup: inappropriate touching! (Wsdwolfpup on November 22nd, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC)
I'm having a surprising amount of trouble deciding on an answer for these, but I'm really enjoying reading everybody's thoughts. I love you, fandom!
tried to eat the safe banana: Fraserthefourthvine on November 22nd, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
See, I ask the hard questions. And respondents, in turn, have to divest themselves of all shards of loyalty and character preference and vote from the heart.

This is a challenge, but we are able to meet it. And that is why I love fandom.

*thankful*
eveningblue: House Wilson Balconyeveningblue on November 22nd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
At first I read your post and I scanned the polls and I thought, ah, none of my fandoms here. But then I looked more closely and saw House.

Still didn't take the poll, though, for this reason: Though I love House and totally see the slash (from, like, the very first episode), I don't read the fanfic and don't like to think about House and Wilson in bed. With each other or anyone else. Because mostly I am thinking, ick. Not hot, ick.

House would be a terrible lover because hello, does he even care a tiny bit about anyone but himself? (Okay, he might care about Stacy.) Let him stick to prostitutes and his right hand.

Wilson--even worse. The most needy man on television. Won't go out with you unless you have cancer or a major psychological disorder. Needs to be needed. I can only imagine how that would translate in bed. Wait, no I can't! And I don't want to!

I wish I didn't feel that way, but there it is.
tried to eat the safe banana: Happy umbrellathefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)
I don't read the fanfic and don't like to think about House and Wilson in bed. With each other or anyone else. Because mostly I am thinking, ick. Not hot, ick.

That is - I don't know. Sad? I'm not sure. I read some of the FF myself, but I have never actually seen the show. (It's for the same reasons I have to tread carefully with the FF; it sort of steps on my psychological toes. ...Wow. That was a terrible metaphor.)

House would be a terrible lover because hello, does he even care a tiny bit about anyone but himself? (Okay, he might care about Stacy.) Let him stick to prostitutes and his right hand.

Wilson--even worse. The most needy man on television. Won't go out with you unless you have cancer or a major psychological disorder. Needs to be needed. I can only imagine how that would translate in bed. Wait, no I can't! And I don't want to!


Is it bad that I found this summary really, really funny? Because I did. (It also helped me understand why they're slashed, which is interesting, since that really wasn't your intent. But, come on: selfish/needy - it's an OTP of dysfunction!)

But, yeah, I can see how that might not work for you for the purposes of this poll. Although, hey, it sounds like you do already have a pretty clear idea of how House and Wilson would be in bed, even if you, um, really don't want to have it. So if the urge to tick circles overcomes you, at least you won't have to subject yourself to new scarring thoughts.

*tries to be comforting*

*fails signally*

*looks apologectic*

*offers you Brain Bleach (tm)*
(no subject) - eveningblue on November 23rd, 2006 12:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
Imaginary Researcher: Doctor Who #10 - eriklebeauhannahrorlove on November 22nd, 2006 08:53 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure if I should answer these, because I don't really want to have sex with a character - or real person, for that matter - so I'd be saying "Get away from me!" before anything got started.

If you'd like, I could answer the poll going from a more general perspective, keeping in mind things like kissing and cuddling.
tried to eat the safe banana: Daisythefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
Okay, first: I love your icon. Just had to say that.

And I hear you on the not wanting to have sex with a character (although I do, in fact, partake of the real person sex on a regular basis). And I totally encourage you to take the poll from a more abstract perspective. All opinions should be heard!
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tried to eat the safe banana: Fraserthefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
Oh, man. It will be months before I can look at stats without thinking "Ew. STD deviation. Condoms, people!" Thank you for that.

But, yeah, Kowalski's deviations, standard or otherwise - I am totally behind those.

Or rather, Fraser is.
captain heteroknowledgeable: is there arsenic in this?notpoetry on November 22nd, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
Hee, everyone else gave one word descriptions and I was like, "OH MAN SO OUR DATE WOULD BE LIKE THIIIIS AND THEN WE'D DO THIIIIS" and I'm sorry. *grin*
Mal: fraser/rayk by fearless_jonesmalnpudl on November 22nd, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
I loved your responses! :-)
(no subject) - thefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
murklins: sexmurklins on November 22nd, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! So the HP fandom, full of the most filthy sex you'll ever read, is populated by a cast of people who are mediocre in bed! *dies*
tried to eat the safe banana: Adult nowthefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
Well. Teenagers. What are you gonna do?

I mean, yay for the gay HP porn, which I can totally buy, but - teenagers. I have my entire unfortunate adolescence reminding me that teenaged boys are not exactly joy in the sack.

And I think, looking at the answers, so do most of the respondents to this poll. *grins*
Katheryn: Montoyatallulah71 on November 22nd, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
I love a poll that actually encourages you to talk about having sex with tv characters. It alleviates some of the shame. ;)

Happydaybeforethanksgiving!
tried to eat the safe banana: Ivythefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
*beams* My poll heals. I am very proud.

But, really, why have shame for talking about having sex with TV characters? This is in no way a bad thing!

And a happy Thanksgiving Eve to you!
Red for Pleasure Live: boys rowrshusu on November 22nd, 2006 09:55 pm (UTC)
Aha, I knew I wasn't imagining this. thamiris did a, uhm, qualitative study some time ago of our slashéd boys' sexual prowess.
tried to eat the safe banana: Fan servicethefourthvine on November 23rd, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
Oh, wow. That link is awesome beyond any level of awesome I thought the universe could safely contain. Should we call Area 51 before it, you know, destroys all of space and time?