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17 August 2012 @ 08:22 am
Yuletide Fandom  
So, this was in actual fact supposed to be a private post for future (Yuletide!) reference - yes, I really am the person who makes private posts with Yuletide fandom suggestions throughout the year, and it has always served me in good stead - but since I made it public I think I should leave it public. Bottom line:

Watch this commercial, which features basketball players growing up and then fucking each other. You think I'm kidding? You tell me what comes after the last shot. I seriously can't think of anything that doesn't involve cock no matter how hard I try.

(And then prepare to write it for Yuuuuuuuletide!)

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lamardeuse: Guadalcanal Diarylamardeuse on August 17th, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
And then they shagged each other bowlegged, right?
Bonethisisbone on August 17th, 2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
Ha! Meng Ling went to UNC. Of course he did! ;)
(no subject) - thefourthvine on August 17th, 2012 08:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
the only blowup doll bobblehead on the internetimpertinence on August 17th, 2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
I WANT TO READ ABOUT THEM DOING IT SO BAAAAAAD. the smirky looks! the competition! the anger when the other wins something!!! AHHHHHHHHHH. (THEY'VE BEEN CASUALLY HOOKING UP FOR YEARS AND THEN ONE GETS TRADED TO THE OTHER'S NBA TEAM Y/Y)
tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 17th, 2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
GOD. When this hit my Twitter feed, my brain did cartwheels, which was a little uncomfortable but SO WORTH IT.

(Y! Or they've been total rivals for years and NO they are not friends that one handjob was back in COLLEGE for fuck's sake and everyone does that sometimes with someone you just lost really bad to, right? And then - traded to the same team. Learning to work together! And by "work together" I mean FUCKING.)
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Gnine: SMUT!gnine on August 17th, 2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure you called that one EXACTLY! And god would it be hot! Yes, fics to be having, please?
Glenn: fassbender tonguehypertwink on August 17th, 2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
Yuletide!
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tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 17th, 2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
Me tooooooooo. To everything. I had no idea commercials had so much GAY GAY LOVE in them.
Glenn: get somehypertwink on August 17th, 2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
Wow, Meng Ling grew up sexy.
tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 17th, 2012 08:59 pm (UTC)
I think Nike's secret message here is that dedication doesn't just make you good, it also makes you hot. And super hot for your rival.

Well, if that's how you need to sell shoes, Nike, I will not stand in your way!
Silvain: river's nightssilvainshadows on August 17th, 2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
asdfghjkl;' Basketball and homoeroticism and the hottest rivalry ever, with a dash of near-future sci-fi because 2032 Olympics. That's what I'm getting from this commercial, and I love it. They are totally gonna fuck. I can't possibly believe that's not what all that was leading up to.
tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 17th, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
YES EXACTLY THANK YOU. I just - sports! Homoeroticism! SF! THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SIDNEY CROSBY GETTING A LOT OF HUGS FROM A CERTAIN RUSSIAN.
phamalamaphamalama on August 17th, 2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
YES GO FORTH AND WRITE IT! It's like an epic Olympics RPF kind of story except totally /original/ amirite? I kinda love reading fics that involve angry hate sex that turns into a long-term relationship once the one person thinks back and realizes it! I will totally read it...
tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 18th, 2012 02:50 am (UTC)
I'm trying to get someone ELSE to write it! That's the whole point of Yuletide, getting someone else to write in a fandom that should totally have stories in it and yet does not have ENOUGH.

Although frankly I am not averse to getting some stories in this fandom before Yuletide. *looks around for volunteers*
O: solitude (yvonne emerson)agentotter on August 18th, 2012 01:21 am (UTC)
Yep, that was officially the slashiest commercial I have ever seen. And I totally saw the trailer for "The Eagle" so that makes this shit pretty slashy. I don't suppose anybody's writing that fic, you know... now. Because I want it. :D
tried to eat the safe banana: Yuletide Woot!thefourthvine on August 18th, 2012 02:51 am (UTC)
WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT? Seriously, who? Anyone who lays eyes on that commercial immediately starts thinking about blowjobs; I think this is scientifically proven.

So, you know, here is your badge for the Meng Ling/Watkins club. HI. WELCOME. WE HAVE COOKIES. SLASHY, SLASHY COOKIES.
halfway out of the darkvenilia on August 18th, 2012 07:59 am (UTC)
Kinda like this Hark a Vagrant:http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=265

:)