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09 November 2006 @ 03:12 pm
155: You Can Observe a Lot Just by Watching  
So. I'm in a vid mood. And, seeing as Yuletide is a-comin', I thought maybe celebrating small fandoms was the way to go. For arcane and strategic reasons (read: they are at the top of my vid folder), I have decided to go with small movie fandoms.

Also, I've accepted that I will be recommending vids as a regular thing, that I won't just wake up one day and say, "Huh. Vids. I totally don't get them anymore." (Look, with me that was a distinct possibility for the longest time, okay? I'm not good with visual media, folks.) So I am no longer isolating my vid recommendations in unnumbered posts, and that is good. It was causing me all this angst - I kept thinking, should I maybe have a separate numbering system for the vid posts, starting at one? Should I, like, give them letters? Or, hey! I could color code them! Or name them after animals, so I'd have, like, the Bunny set, and then the Whomp Rat set, and - wait, no, no, totally stupid.

And then I realized that if there were telepaths - not that I am saying there are, mind you, but if there were - then this whole train of thought would be Exhibit A in my committal hearings. So I'll just be numbering them like any other recommendations post from now on, and with luck, that will be evidence in my favor. Not that this will save me or anything.

So. Vids. Shall we?

Oh, wait. One last thing. As I mentioned, it is that Yuletide time of year, which means that it's going to be my birthday soon, and then there will be all these holidays, and then we will all stagger into (OMG, OMG) 2007. It's the traditional gift-giving season, but I'm not going to be making a wishlist this year.

I've been so lucky, in fandom and out of it, that I would feel weird asking for anything more. So instead - if you feel like giving me something, the thing I want this year is for you to send feedback or a comment for a vid you love. It would make me very happy.

And now I'm finished blithering. Vids, ho!

The One That Provides 11000% of Your RDA of Adorable. I Walk the Line, by Abby, aka tv_elf. March of the Penguins.

Penguins! Walking the line! I can't even imagine what else I might need to say to get you to download this.

Okay, wait, I can think of one thing you might want to know, because I really did, going in: no penguins are harmed during the course of this vid. This is why I haven't seen March of the Penguins - there's a real risk that at some point a penguin might be hurt, and then I would die.

I am not good with animal harm. No, I mean like really not good with animal harm. There's a series called the Blue Planet that I got from Netflix - because oceans! Teeming with life! How can this be a bad thing? - and Best Beloved looked at the disc, then looked at me and said, "You know, fish eat each other."

I opened my mouth to insist that I could, in fact, totally handle that. And then I remembered certain tragic incidents in my childhood and shut my mouth again.

And then we sent the DVD back.

I'm just saying. Animal harm is my absolute deal-breaker. So, if you are like me: the parent penguins are fine! The fluffy baaaaaaaby penguins are fine! Everyone is fine! And they walk the line!

The One That Proves That the Key Ingredient of Technological Advancement Is Childhood Trauma. One Angry Dwarf, by AbsoluteDestiny, aka absolutedestiny. The Incredibles, Syndrome.

So. I'll admit it. When I watched the Incredibles, I wanted to kick Buddy, and that was before I knew he came back as Syndrome. (Actually, I liked Syndrome better. A lot. I mean, I can respect an evil genius.) I know I was supposed to have sympathy for him, and I don't usually have the urge to kick small children, but in fact my reaction to him was equal parts intense irritation and creepy-kid squick. (Creepy kids are the creepiest of all humans, providing you don't consider clowns human, which I don't.)

This vid changed that.

The alternate point of view is one of the oldest tools in the fan fiction toolbox, but it's a lot harder to do (successfully) in vids. I think that's especially true in movie vids, because, let's face it, if you're working with a single movie, your footage is quite, quite limited. In this vid, that problem is overcome in large part by a perfect song choice; this pretty much is Syndrome's song, right here. Combine that with some truly splendid cutting (and the equally splendid animated emoting of Syndrome himself - I mean, he's Rodney McKay! Kind of! Except evil, and also with hair that would make John Sheppard's develop a crushing inferiority complex and maybe cry a little), and you have a masterful vid of great genius.

And I respond by developing a sudden sympathy, not just for Syndrome, but for Buddy. Which is proven by - okay. The ending of this vid bothers me. And yet it's the same ending the movie has (excepting the epilogue thingy), and in the movie it fills me with glee. Shows you what a change in point of view can do.

(Technical note: for reasons unknown (to me), this vid does not play well for me in the most recent version of VLC, which is normally my vid playback tool of choice. If you have this problem, try MPUI.)

The One That Makes Plastic Fantastic. Beep Beep, by Jackie K, aka jackiekjono. Starship Troopers (hush), and - um. It's gen, or maybe het, but basically whatever canonical pairing is in the movie. I guess. (Note: if this is your first visit to triptychvids.com, you'll need to get a password, but it's on an automailer, so it will be both fast and impersonal. And that - um. Didn't sound so good. I truly did not mean to liken contact with vidders to an anonymous handjob in the back room of a bar, people. Accident!)

So. I've heard many bad things about Starship Troopers, and they may all be true. But this vid is a thing of great beauty, and not just because of Jackie's inspired decision to set future SF to Louis Prima. Somehow, this vid takes the movie's mediocre bluescreening, the unfortunate straight-from-the-Barbie-box appearance of the main characters, and the, um, plot-thing, or whatever that is, and makes it all fun. Louis Prima + Starship Troopers is like a chili-chutney-fried egg sandwich: it shouldn't work, but it does. It becomes right. In Jackie K's hands it becomes, in fact, a refreshing delight.

Sadly, after several re-watchings of this, I even found myself sort of - um. Sort of caring about the characters. And maybe even a little curious about the movie. Okay, god, fine, I admit it: I added it to our Netflix queue.

Please don't tell anyone. It was Jackie K's fault! I was helpless against her vidding wiles! Oh, god, have I lost all credibility forever?

Wait. That assumes I ever had any credibility, and for some profoundly unfair reason "credibility" is not synomous with "recommends porny stuff on the internet." So obviously nothing to worry about there. Carry on.

(Caution: even if you enjoy this vid - and I think you will - do not actually attempt to eat a chili-chutney-fried egg sandwich. I can vouch for the vid. I'm still very afraid of the sandwich.)

The One That Shows a Clip Involving Chains That Makes Me Wonder If Maybe I Should See This Movie. Um. My Prerogative, by yunafire. Once upon a Time in Mexico.

First things first: this is Agent Sands set to Britney Spears singing My Prerogative. I just want you to take a moment to revel in the beauty and brilliance of that before we move on, because otherwise it might overwhelm you.

Breathe. Yes. There we go.

And then I want to reassure you that it is not the whole song. (Yes, this is yet another movie I've never seen, but I'm pretty sure there isn't enough Sands footage to make the whole song work. Also, you might end up overdosing on Britney Spears. I hear that can get ugly.)

So. I'm not sure what else I can say to sell you on this vid. I mean, if the image of Agent Sands shooting and sleazing and strutting to My Prerogative isn't going to do it for you, what will? I mean, really, what on this earth will? So instead I will tell you a story about the major question this movie raised for me.

See, my mother wanted to see it. And she wanted me and BB to see it with her. And we had to spend an entire afternoon convincing my mother, who does not like violence and thought Jumangi was too scary and disturbing, not to see it. Eventually, I had to resort to saying (in that tone that you only ever hear from adult women when they are talking to their mothers), "Mother! He gets his EYES taken out! EYES, mother! EYES!" And even then, she was only kind of convinced.

And why did she want to see the gory violent movie with the eye-removal scene? She knew one thing about it: that it had Johnny Depp in it. (She thought it starred Johnny Depp, and I had to tell her that maybe it did, but only in the scene-stealing sense, and it was actually about someone else.) My point here is that Johnny Depp may in fact have unholy powers akin to vampiric hypnotism, and he may be using them on innocent persons around the globe.

Also, I cannot help but notice that he does not appear to be aging as such.

So what I want to know is: has anyone checked to see if he shows up in a mirror lately? Or maybe searched his attic for a hideous portrait? I'm just. You know. Wondering.

The One That Will Make You Want to Give a Great Big Hug to the Nearest Girl You Can Find, So You Might Want to Check Your Environs for Suitable Candidates Prior to Watching It. Whatever It Takes, by Eunice, aka just_eunice. Bend It Like Beckham, Jess + Jules.

This is a purely happy-making vid, and is on my short list of vids that make me beam for a long time after I'm done watching them. I actually have seen this movie (I know! I'm as shocked as you are!), and I enjoyed it. But not as much as I enjoyed this, which is basically the distilled essence of the movie, so it's like this amazing super-powered booster shot of sheer joy. Kind of like vitamins. Except fun. And about football.

Okay, you know what? That metaphor wasn't working out. Let's never speak of it again.

My point is that this is the kind of vid I can't analyze at all. No matter how many times I see it, I just react to it: I smile, I feel inspired, I do a little chair dancing. (The song, by the way - "Whatever It Takes," by Sinead Lohan - is addictive all on its own, and does anyone have a copy?)

I think this vid is about what parents must dream of (and kind of fear) for their kids. And I also think that this is adolescence as it should be: a trip to the moon. On your own terms.

And that's really all I have to say about this one, except that it should be downloaded by everyone who isn't outright allergic to fun. (And even then, couldn't you just take some antihistamines before you watch it?)
 
 
 
The sanest lunatic you've ever met: by sdwolfpup: awesome (dS)sdwolfpup on November 9th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
"Whatever It Takes" is just pure joy. It's a shot of 1000-proof happy tequila. I'm so happy you're recommending vids, too. Yay!
tried to eat the safe banana: Smilethefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
Such is the wonder and joy of "Whatever It Takes" that I feel the need to use my Chiyo-chan icon (*points*) whenever I think about it. It's that uplifting.

And, come to think of it, "I Walk the Line" is that adorable. Clearly, this is a mostly Chiyo-chan set.

I'm so happy you're recommending vids, too.

Vid recommending is very yay. And I still get a thrill when I do it, because for so long I made it so difficult for myself. (I thought I had to get written consent in, like, triplicate, from the vidder. And the vidder's mom. And the vidder's pets, if any. And if not pets, then neighbors. Like that.) And now I can just do it! Like any other recs set! I think maybe the real reason I never numbered the vid posts like the other ones is that it was so much work I couldn't imagine doing it in anything even approaching volume.

Seriously, the hardest work I ever do is the unnecessary stuff I create for myself. *rolls eyes*
plus one skeleton: Penguin whee!delurker on November 9th, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC)
Oh yay, vids!

I have only watched the penguin one so far, but it is so happy! I am grinning so hard. ♥

Also, if I were you I would avoid March of the Penguins. In any case, the only reason to watch it is the fluffy baby penguins and the adult penguins, and you can get that from the vid. (You can get the penguin lifestyle stuff from books, too - the movie isn't all that in-depth, sadly. But then I knew a lot about penguins anyway, so.) In conclusion: vid + books on penguins = all you need.
tried to eat the safe banana: Like Penguins Dothefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 06:11 am (UTC)
I have only watched the penguin one so far, but it is so happy! I am grinning so hard.

Yes! There are few things as joyful as penguins, as it turns out. Noble penguins! Walking the line!

I am quite sure that a rigorous study would find that people who watch "I Walk the Line" each morning have better days, on the whole, than those who don't. Penguins heal.

Also, if I were you I would avoid March of the Penguins.

Apparently I made the right choice there, yes.

In conclusion: vid + books on penguins = all you need.

So very true. In fact, I think I need to watch the vid again now.
Rosalitaiamrosalita on November 9th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
What is it with mothers and Johnny Depp? My mother loves him. And frankly, so do I, but there's something disturbing about hearing your mother say, "Johnny Depp is so hot." when a) he's your age and b) you think he's hot, too.
tried to eat the safe banana: PotC Pornthefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 06:15 am (UTC)
I don't know, but it is weird and wrong. Mothers should find, um - actually, I think I would prefer not to know anything about what my mother finds hot.

Perhaps we should form a support group for people traumatized by their parents' appreciation for Johnny Depp. I bet we could get together a boodle of people.

And I think vampirism is the explanation I'm going with until definitely proven wrong. He obviously has mysterious powers, and fandom has taught me that that means he's either a vampire, a mutant, or an alien.
cardaliacardalia on November 9th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
The great thing about LJ is that it offers endless distractions for an insomniac. *g* I've watched Whatever It Takes for about, oh, five times now and it's still making me perfectly happy!

getting high on my mortality

*dances*
tried to eat the safe banana: Smilethefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:49 pm (UTC)
The great thing about LJ is that it offers endless distractions for an insomniac.

Precisely. Isn't that why we're all here? (Plus, people who sleep probably don't have time for LJ. I hear that eats up the hours, the sleeping thing.)

*dances*

*joins in, with added wiggling*
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tried to eat the safe banana: I sleep with computers.thefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:50 pm (UTC)
If you want, I can ask her to re-up. I mean, if you're interested in all things My Prerogative, then this is a vid for you.
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Pouncer: Penguins dreaming of flightthepouncer on November 10th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
Penguins rule!
tried to eat the safe banana: Like Penguins Dothefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:51 pm (UTC)
*celebrates all things penguin-y*
Virginiain_interval on November 10th, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
I appreciate the disclaimer on the penguin vid. I thought I was the only one out there avoiding this film because I couldn't deal with the angst. Nice to know I'm not alone!
tried to eat the safe banana: Like Penguins Dothefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
You are most definitely not, because there's me. Now we are a minority of two!

*clings*

(But the penguin vid is totally safe and very much worth seeing, although wow would it be a bad idea to see the actual movie, apparently.)
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tried to eat the safe banana: Smilethefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

*beams*
kiezh: penguins in your facekiezh on November 10th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for the pointer to the penguin vid. They walk the line, TFV! It makes me squee helplessly.

I loved March of the Penguins, but it does have some traumatizing bits, so you're best off sticking with the fluffy abridged version. And isn't it one of the glories of fandom that a fluffy abridged version was inevitable?
tried to eat the safe banana: Like Penguins Dothefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:56 pm (UTC)
They walk the line, TFV! It makes me squee helplessly.

Oh my god I know! Because the fluffy little chicks are theirs! They walk the line!

Also, I am so glad I recommended the penguin vid, because it turns out a lot of people have penguin icons, and now I am gettign to see them all. They are just more proof that LJ is filled with people with great taste.

And isn't it one of the glories of fandom that a fluffy abridged version was inevitable?

YES. FANDOM, NEVER LEAVE ME. I don't want to live in a penguin vid-less world where I would have to take the angst if I wanted the fluff.

*considers writing tv_elf a special "thank you for suffering so that I don't have to" note*
Bettybrown_betty on November 10th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
Yes! Whatever It Takes was recced to me by Zee and it is a sure-fire pick-me-up for everything ever.

As to March of the Penguins, yes, there is penguin related sadness. It is not for you.
tried to eat the safe banana: Smilethefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 12:59 pm (UTC)
Zee is a woman of excellent taste. And I can, for the record, recommend every other vid that Eunice has ever made, because she is likewise a woman of excellent taste.

Wow. Just - everywhere I look, women with excellent taste. This is what heaven looks like, isn't it?

Oh. Wait. There's also all this porn, so that'd be a no. It's even better than heaven.

It is not for you.

Thank you. That is all I need to know.

*strikes March of the Penguins from list of movies forever*

*settles back to watch the penguin vid again*
toft: brianblessed!toft_froggy on November 10th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
Hey, you haven't seen Starship Troopers? Starship Troopers is fantastic! It in itself is fun and a refreshing delight! And I will now watch the vid, and I'm sure I will love that too.

Also, a chili-chutney-fried-egg sandwich sounds really, really good. Perhaps that says something about my taste in general.
tried to eat the safe banana: I sleep with computers.thefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 01:03 pm (UTC)
Hey, you haven't seen Starship Troopers? Starship Troopers is fantastic! It in itself is fun and a refreshing delight! And I will now watch the vid, and I'm sure I will love that too.

Nope, although I saw an interesting piece on it in a documentary I watched. It made it seem like sleek political commentary. It's just, everyone hates this movie.

Perhaps that says something about my taste in general.

The sad part is that I'd be totally in favor of the sandwich if the egg wasn't FRIED. If it was scrambled? OMG I WOULD SO EAT THAT.

Which says something really tragic about me just in general, that the normal part of the sandwich is the part that bothers me. (But! Fried egg! In a sandwich! Just, no.)
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The Dreaded Dragon Aderam: Unfocused Existence - aderamaderam on November 10th, 2006 02:01 am (UTC)
And then I realized that if there were telepaths - not that I am saying there are, mind you, but if there were - then this whole train of thought would be Exhibit A in my committal hearings.

I figure that being commited is along he same lines as going to hell, it may not be the most fun, but all your friends are there, so it's better than being in heaven/the real world with no one to talk to.

Also: Yay for more reccomendations!
tried to eat the safe banana: Daisythefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 01:07 pm (UTC)
I figure that being commited is along he same lines as going to hell, it may not be the most fun, but all your friends are there, so it's better than being in heaven/the real world with no one to talk to.

*nods*

This is an excellent point that I hadn't considered: if I am going to be committed based on the contents of my brain, so will all my friends. In other words, ROOM PARTY!

Obviously, we should begin planning CrazyCon now.

Hmmm. I wonder who we can get to do the inpatient ward vid show.
Carol Slapillus on November 10th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
(Note: if this is your first visit to triptychvids.com, you'll need to get a password, but it's on an automailer, so it will be both fast and impersonal. And that - um. Didn't sound so good. I truly did not mean to liken contact with vidders to an anonymous handjob in the back room of a bar, people. Accident!)

LOL! And hey, I DO read all of the password requests. Some of them are quite fun and it's interesting to see who folks are and what they are coming for.
JackieKjonojackiekjono on November 10th, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)
On the other hand, we take it how we can get it.
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tried to eat the safe banana: Musicthefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Request
Damn. No, I can't think of it, and now it's going to bug me. May I suggest a post sgastoryfinders? The folks there are quick like bunnies, and the combined might of the comm means someone can always find the story you've lost.
strangerian on November 10th, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)
Starship Troopers isn't *quite* as bad as some fans (and many critics) will tell you, so enjoy the plastic. I do have to say that my brain removed large parts of it from my mental hard drive, and the Good Parts version that's left is mostly a send-up of the 50s and the Cold War -- and hey, could you really go wrong in sending up the Cold War with *giant bugs*?

No, I thought not. Oh, yes, the only reason the canonical pairing in the movie is het, is that it ignored the book almost completely. That's more along the lines of Boy/CombatSuit. (Heinlein was a crackerjack writer, but his philosophy is not as, um, livable as he seems to think.)
tried to eat the safe banana: Moonthefourthvine on November 10th, 2006 01:23 pm (UTC)
hey, could you really go wrong in sending up the Cold War with *giant bugs*?

Well, maybe, but my god, I can't imagine how.

Heinlein was a crackerjack writer, but his philosophy is not as, um, livable as he seems to think.

*nods sadly*

I mean, I am second to no one in my love for The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, but - um, yeah. Not so much, Heinlein.

(Although, in his defense, at least he prefers his women to be sentient. Unlike, for example, Larry Niven, who created how many alien races with nonsentient females?

Yeah, I did my time with the classic SF, and it's not that I didn't love it and don't still love it, it's just that the authors pretty clearly were not writing for me. But that is totally fine, because someday for Yuletide I'm going to convince someone to slash the fuck out of The Mote in God's Eye, and then there will be much rejoicing. 'Cause they don't have to write for me, and we don't have to write for them, either.)
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