And then, see. Okay. helenish posted this (CAUTION: spoilers for the most recent SGA and House), describing John Sheppard as a lover. And I giggled. A lot. But I realized - I disagree with her.
Which made me start thinking about china_shop's dS Cliff, Shag, Marry poll, in which she posed a mean, mean question (Kowalski, Vecchio, Fraser: Cliff, Shag, Marry?). People's responses to that were just fascinating.
So I started to wonder: how are our characters in bed? Now, note: this is not in bed with another character. This is if you were having sex with them. (Yes, assume they're attracted to you. Yes, assume you're attracted to them, or if you can't imagine that without feeling all geechy inside, skip that question.) So I put in a scale for each of them:
1 = OMG WORST EVER. Get away from me.
5 = This is perhaps the most average sexual experience of my life. Ooo, tiled ceiling!
10 = I have just bodily ascended into heaven on the joyous wings of PURE SEXUAL ECSTASY.
But can numbers alone communicate how good a fuck someone is? I mean, suppose, for example, someone is really good at oral sex, then suspiciously bad at everything else? Or a one-minute wonder, but the cuddling is great? So I also included optional text boxes for you to unpack your adjectives and really tell me what sex with this character would be like.
Yes, this is totally a poll without any redeeming value or interest or content. I refuse to feel bad. It is the day before a holiday, and that makes it okay.
(Oh, and if you're curious about why these fandoms - I used the ones that had 200+ current fans in this poll. See, it's all very scientific (and poll-fixated) in here. I have methodology to my madness!)
Note: do not forget to hit submit after each fandom. LJ will only allow 15 questions per poll!
What's a word (or a few) that describes John Sheppard in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Rodney McKay in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Ronon Dex in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Teyla Emmagan in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Radek Zelenka in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Elizabeth Weir in bed?
What's a word (or a few) that describes Carson Beckett in bed?
What's Ray Kowalski like in bed?
What's Ray Vecchio like in bed?
What's Benton Fraser like in bed?
What's Harry Potter like in bed?
What's Ron Weasley like in bed?
What's Hermione Granger like in bed?
What's Remus Lupin like in bed?
What's Sirius Black like in bed?
What's Severus Snape like in bed?
What's Draco Malfoy like in bed?
What's Gregory House like in bed?
What's James Wilson like in bed?
What's Eric Foreman like in bed?
What's Lisa Cuddy like in bed?
What's Robert Chase like in bed?
What's Allison Cameron like in bed?
What's Jack O'Neill like in bed?
What's Daniel Jackson like in bed?
What's Teal'c like in bed?
What's Sam Carter like in bed?
What's Cameron Mitchell like in bed?
Vala Mal Doran
What's Vala Mal Doran like in bed?
What's Sam Winchester like in bed?
What's Dean Winchester like in bed?
What's John Winchester like in bed?