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Poll: Compare Amongst Yourselves

norah is visiting me, and we got to talking, as we often do. (Okay. Full disclosure: the actual challenge would be making us shut the fuck up.) And one thing we talked about reminded me of a poll I'd considered posting lo these many moons ago, to test a hypothesis that I can't very well tell you beforehand. (Bias is death to informal and statistically skewed LJ polls, my friends.)

So, first, let me just say: hey, it'd be cool if you'd take this poll. I would love you and stuff.

Second - when I say "your friends list," I mean the portion of your friends list that you read regularly - your default reading filter, if you have one, or the whole list if that's how you read. (If you don't read your friends list at all, this poll is not going to be a good fit for you.) My point is, I want you to consider the people you know the best. (Which is not to say you necessarily know them well, of course.) And when I say "the average," I mean your own personally assessed average of this trait over your friends list.

And, seriously, there are no bad answers here. I'm only wondering where you fit into your own mental picture of your friends list for these particular variables. I know you may not have great data for all these questions; just give me your first reaction, and I will of course love you forever.

ETA: Please don't go back to change your answers after you've finished the poll and seen the results! (Unless you think of something you want to add to the text box, or you've decided shoes are more important than almost-cock. Those questions are weighty and take long consideration; I understand that.)



Poll #931955 Consensus, Part Two

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

Happier
243(33.4%)
About as happy as the average
388(53.3%)
Less happy
97(13.3%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

Luckier
237(32.6%)
About as lucky as the average
411(56.5%)
Less lucky
79(10.9%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More successful
118(16.2%)
About as successful as the average
366(50.3%)
Less successful
244(33.5%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More open
114(15.7%)
About as open as the average
242(33.2%)
Less open
372(51.1%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More sexually active
84(11.5%)
About as sexually active as the average
196(26.9%)
Less sexually active
449(61.6%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

Kinkier
144(19.8%)
About as kinky as the average
391(53.8%)
Less kinky
192(26.4%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More moral or ethical
62(8.5%)
About as moral or ethical as the average
597(82.1%)
Less moral or ethical
68(9.4%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More liked
48(6.6%)
About as liked as the average
423(58.1%)
Less liked
257(35.3%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

Smarter
134(18.4%)
About as smart as the average
485(66.7%)
Less smart
108(14.9%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More creative
73(10.1%)
About as creative as average
280(38.6%)
Less creative
372(51.3%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

Richer
196(26.9%)
About as financially well-off as the average
348(47.8%)
Poorer
184(25.3%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More stable
272(37.6%)
As stable as the average
324(44.8%)
Less stable
128(17.7%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More physically attractive
111(15.2%)
About as attractive as the average
432(59.3%)
Less physically attractive
185(25.4%)

Compared with your friends list, do you feel:

More normal
78(10.8%)
About as normal as the average
507(70.0%)
Less normal
139(19.2%)

Anything else you'd like to share about how you compare yourself to your friends list?

Finally, as always, please select a random chunk of text as you exit the poll.

A few months back in the Dark Ages
150(20.8%)
Queen Anne Chair
69(9.6%)
Shoes: The Complete Sourcebook
91(12.6%)
OH MY GOD WILL THE WEIRD NEVER STOP
133(18.4%)
It's not a cock, exactly.
279(38.6%)
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