(Added bonus humor for anyone who has ever taken a math class: his teacher assigned this question, and also assigned him to determine the mean, mode, and median of answers. If you take it, you'll see why we are all deeply amused by this. Statistics: UR TEACHIN IT RONG.)
ETA: SurveyMonkey broke! The question was as follows:
Which (Witch, in the nephew's version) of these colors do you like best?
Feel free to take it if you haven't already, and thanks again!